Concerning shower boxes

please remember to put shower boxes in the correct shower closet.

Translation: If a kid is on Wing 1, their box does not go on Wing 2. Why would you do that? And, while we’re at it, if you make a shower box, take the time to inventory it – mmkay?

June 21st, 2009

Staff,
Use the blank paper in the commlog or type out your comments.

Translation: I can’t read your !@&% messages on your college-lined paper. Your handwriting resembles that of a squirrel.